WHY DOES THIS WEBSITE WANT ME TO BUY A MUG
I’M SERIOUS I DONT WANT TO BUY A MUG PLEASE GET THE ADS AWAY FROM ME
1. Variant of "dawg" or "chawg," but is more flexible negatively.
2. An ambiguous mug that could mean kill, destroy, reduce the quality of, and more.
1. Oh, my God, it's this mug again. He doesn't know when to quit.
2. What's going on, mug? My mug! How's my favorite mug doing?
3. Oh, shit, my game was mugged.
A mug is a cup typically holding coffee or tea, usually they are in the shape of a perfect cylinder only made imperfect by the handle.
This would be silly on a mug of your own, so now go buy your own mug mug on urbandictionary.com
n. A slick, swick, spick-and-span contraption that Urban Dictionary tries to sell you no matter which word you look up. If you pour liquid into it, it won't spill(whoa! - IKR). Unless of course you have previously dropped it, or have forcefully impacted it as such that its physical properties have been altered. In such cases, it will have become a shard, an ex-mug, or simply, rekt.
Mugger: Don't panic; gimme all your dosh and nobody gets hurt!
Shop Owner: Can't you see I'm having me cuppa, you pillock?
Mugger: Ah don't care! Put it down and empty da cash drawer, now!
Shop Owner: That crosses the line you little-
Mugger: shivers and scampers off
*there will probably be a mug displayed around here*