An array of fried foods put together to form the perfect buffet for filling the munchies after a good session of self medication.
Open up the freezer, dude, I have all the ingredients for a Stoner Spread.
This is a Cannabis User that was around far before legalization in their state or country. Without these hardcore pot loving, dank-wanting, reefer-consuming, and sticky icky lovers of the plant, there would be no Legacy Growers. Somebody had to smoke all the weed grown back then, and that mainly was this type of person who had to deal with the law, hide their stash from friends as there was so little weed around, and even lie about whether or not they were high. Legacy Stoners are the backbone of the new and modern Cannabis Industry. One must have partaken in regular use of the Cannabis plant before their state or national law legalized it in order to be recognized with this title.
"That legacy stoner is nearly 70 years old and still hiding his stash like the cops are coming; someone let him know it's legal now" "I'm a legacy stoner; I bought weed far before it was legal." "I spent a year in jail because of some pot I had on me; I'm a legacy stoner through and through." "I admire legacy stoners, they had the tenacity to keep on toking up even when there were no state laws to protect them." "The hippies were the true legacy stoners, no wait, I think it was Cavemen."
Basically the person who gives off stoner energy without ever smoking pot.
Or the person who always announces themselves as such so they aren’t pressured into getting high.
Example 1
Man 1: (laughing hysterically*)
Man 2: Bro did you smoke?
Man 1: NOPE! (wheezes and falls*)
Example 2
Man 1: You want some?
Man 2: Nah I’m good, I’m a clean stoner..
Man 3: Why do I ever bring you out?
The act of ordering a pizza with your buddy and then strategically picking your slices so you get the most of your money as the two of you eat away at the pizza you’re sharing.
Tim and Alan got into an argument while playing Stoner’s Chess because Tim believed that Alan ate too more slices than he did; however, Alan claimed that he was just simply better at the game.
The price you pay for smoking the devil's lettuce. It could come in many forms; leaving your keys somewhere, misplacing your wallet, forgetting your girlfriend's name during sex, forgetting your lighter at home, etc.
Brad: Oh man! I got way too baked and left my wallet on my desk!
Chad: That is a hefty stoner Tax right there!
The termed used to describe the fact that common items branded for cannabis use are much more expensive than identical items not intended for stoners.
Damn, that rolling tray is exactly the same as the one at the dollar store but because it has a pot leaf on it and I bought it at a head shop there was a serious stoner tax.
The wandering search of a stoned person looking for food or trying to accomplish a task, often ending in forgetting what they were searching for.
Where did Jessie go? "She's off on a stoner search for oreos and forgot what she was doing. We might have to find her..."