National "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" Day (October 23rd)

If your friend has the nickname "Cloud", you get to smack them.

"Cloud" - hi
friend - guess what day it is
"Cloud" - what

oh shit
friend - its national "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" day (October 23rd)

Licking A Cloud

Licking the inside of an emptied cocaine baggie

Gilbert is licking a cloud

Pixar clouds

Clouds so perfectly shaped that you can think of nothing else other than the Pixar movies of your childhood.

“What do you think about when you see these clouds?”
“Toy Story, they are Pixar clouds.”

Fondling the Fart Cloud

To take a whiff of some wicked dank.

Yo Gwen, look at DJ Fondling the Fart Cloud

Cloud nine

A place where you dream to be.

JASON-’ hey Mary, sniff that quick.’
MARY- ‘sniff’ , ‘I think Iam in cloud nine.’

Cloud Daddy

Literally god

You better pray to cloud daddy that your AIDS is cured

Cloud God

A ‘Cloud God’ is someone who is pronounced gay but would rather hide his feelings towards men to prevent violation.

Bennet: Are You Cloud God?
EP: I’m not gay!