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Cold, crisp busch lattes best enjoyed shirtless. Frequently drank in the front yard
"boys, sigma nu yard beers?"
Having beers with homeless junkies in front of the homeless shelter.
On a Tuesday morning:
AP: what's the plan for today
Marek: let's get coffee and get junky beers
AP: and then what?
Marek: we eat, then go for junky beers
A term used to define the act of both consuming a pint of larger and smoking a cigarette at the same time while 'chilling' in a bar or pub.
this term is mainly used by people in the north of England who do not understand how to construct sentences using the English language, instead choosing to chant 'beers and retts' to indicate to their friends that it is time to have a pint and smoke a cigarette.
unfortunately, the use of 'beers and retts' has declined somewhat since the smoking ban as it is too cold in the north east to stand outside and smoke while also holding a cold beverage.
Pat: 'beers and retts and beers and retts and beers and retts and beers'
Niall: 'retts and beers and beers and retts'
In this exchange, both parties will proceed to acquire a pint of larger and then smoke a cigarette.
pat: 'beers and retts?'
Niall: 'No good sir, i suffer from lung cancer.'
in this exchange, only one party will proceed to smoke and drink at the same time.
1: Someone, usually an alcoholic, who goes around trying to grab unattended and unfinished drinks in a bar or other drinking premises.
2 (literal definition): A moth that has fallen into your beer and drowned.
1: "Damnit Nathan, your stepmom's a beer moth! She drank my drink whilst I was on the crapper!"
2: "Aw, a moth just drowned in my drink. Better put the lil' guy in the bin."
1. Exclamation to be spoken while drinking beer and driving on a dirt road when coming to a pothole or bump. This allows the passengers to lift and hold their beers steady to avoid spillage.
2. Refrigerator. Especially a kegerator or fridge used exclusively for storing beer.
3. Locked refrigerator. Usually to keep roommates and visitors out of your beer stash.
4. Belly. Or beer belly.
1. "Beer safe! Bump coming up!"
2. "As long as you're up, pull me a cold one from the beer safe"
3. "Hey, can I have a beer? WTF! Why is the fridge locked?" "That's the beer safe. I'm tired of everyone drinking my beer, and never buying any."
4. "Let me put that beer somewhere warm, dark, and safe. Like my beer safe."
An evening of drinking & partying where the more beer consumed, the rowdier & funnier everything becomes. Primarily a British term.
Last night's beer lairiness at the pub was out of control, most of those jokes weren't even funny!
When you get drunk and commence googling past loves, potential loves, anyone who has made you eat sour grapes.
After that 11th beer I spent the rest of the night beer-googling my exes.
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