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1) What occurs when a dude sings a song, or sings a song and plays the guitar to a female so well, that the female becomes instantly wet and finds it nearly impossible NOT to drop her panties.
2) The reason why girls always go for the lead singer/guitarist and not the drummer.
Famous individuals that have this magical skill include Trey Songz, Bruno Mars & John Mayer
Maria instantly gave it up to Joe after he sang her that song. His voice has that magical panty-dropper effect.
Tim Duncan: "Hey where ya goin?"
John Mayer: "I got a show tonight."
Tim: "Aw damn, you about to get mad laid tonight!"
John: "Hell yea, my songs got that magical panty-dropper effect!"
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When a group of male friends get together and conpare their panties whilst doing a circle jerk.
Man we had an awesome John Joshua panty party last night
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May 20th is the day for receiving pantie pictures
Her : oh wow it's may the 20th , national send pantie pic day , I have to send him a pantie pic now
Don't do anything that will make you suffer.
If you do something foolish and don't get your panties in a knot.
1. When someone takes advantage of you.
2. Attempting to the upper hand the other person has already.
3. A relationship where one person was trying to use the other to get what they want. When in fact all the other person wanted was to fuck them.
She thought she was being slick, but everyone knows she had to pay out of both panty legs.
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Something Gretchen from Bob's Burgers says when she's turned on by a cop
"Clean up, aisle my panties"
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How one would order pussy and how he wanted said pussy but done in such a fashion that resembles how one would want his HAshbrowns prepaired!
And how would you like your hashbrowns?
I like them SCATTERED SMOTHERED COVERED and Chunked please!
And how would you like your Pussy?
Pink Panty Pudd'n Chunks
Pink Panty - How said pussy is wrapped
Pudd'n Chunks - A well ferminted and ohh so sticky VAGINAL DISCHARGE Thats has started clumping.
If you are having trouble picturing this... Visualize a GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH BEEING PULLED APART FRESH OFF THE GRILL AND YOU ADDED CHUNKS OFR BLUE CHEESE!
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