Simultaneously wetting two fingers and jabbing them in both the anus and the vagina at the same time.
Oi John guess what i did last night?
What did you do dave?
I gave this bird the european plug socket and she punched me!
Whenever you have a butt plug in your asshole for a long period of time (12 or more hours) and once removed it still feels like your butt is still plugged. (Also known as ghost-plug)
After running errands all day long with a butt-plug in, when I got home and took it out I came to the realization that I had a bad case of phantom-plug
What you Plug your anus with, so that you don't get raped. A Pooter Plug is the Plug that you desire whilst getting gangraped. If you don't have a Pooter Plug, you will get anally gangraped.
HELP!!! I didn't use my Pooter Plug, and now I am getting gangraped!!
The act of using a buttplug in place of a lug nut when constructing or repairing machinery. This method is often used when an individual has run out of lug nuts.
I was fixing someone's car today, but halfway through I ran outta lug nuts. Thankfully I was able to pull a plug nut just in time.
The act of masturbating with an item, usually a butt plug or finger, in one's anus.
I had a brilliant plugged wank last night, the finger made it extra special.