reverse goiter

the act of punching someone in the throat

"if you don't shut up i'm gonna reverse goiter you"
"oooh reverse goiter...right in the adam's apple"

reverse blackout

While intoxicated, instead of forgetting things that did happen, you remember things that didn't.

"I totally madeout with him!"
"No you didn't you were passed out by 9 p.m., You must've had another reverse blackout"

"Everyone at the party loved me! They were chanting my name & telling me how pretty I was!"
"That's the Reverse blackout talking, you were standing in a corner by yourself when I saw you."

Reverse Darryl

While running someone over with a motorcycle and wearing a maid outfit yell reverse Darryl

My grandma died because she got “Reverse Darryl’ed”.

Reverse Rube

a sophisticated asshole

Chuck is a reverse rube.

reverse carpool

When you go to drive somewhere but use separate cars, thus killing the environment.

"Yeah, we'll just reverse carpool and meet up at Target."

Reverse paleontologist

Another term for eating ass.

"Dude, I just tried reverse paleontologist with my girlfriend."

reverse hulk

Someone who you like better when they're angry.

Actually... I think I like you better when you're angry. You're a reverse hulk!