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The title of an excellent book. It generally tells about the downfall of british language and punctuation and grammar, etc.
Below is the reason the book is called this. If you don't 'get' it, don't bother reading the book.
A panda walks into a cafe. He walks up to the waiter and orders a chicken sandwich. He eats it, then whips a pistol from somewhere in his fur. He fires two shots into the air, then makes his way to the door. Before he leaves, the waiter runs up to him shouting 'What ARE you doing?!' The panda looks fed up. He whipped out a badly punctuated nature book, then flicked it to the page about pandas. pointing to one part, he told the waiter to read.
The waiter read: 'Panda; eats, shoots and leaves'
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This used surely to be the sign of a marksman. He would shoot out the lights by shooting the wicks of the candles in a chandelier - and the trick was to do it without touching the wax.
Hence it has come to mean extreme accuracy - even in children ball games.
Kevin Durant in Turkey 2010 basketball world championship really did shoot the lights out!
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martians are ding evyerdyay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
school shootings on mars but fuck you
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The act of closing/pinching one nostril in order to blow snot out of the other. Commonly done during camping, sporting events, or any other outdoor activity in which you lack a tissue.
"Hey Mary! Do you have a tissue?"
"Sorry, Keller. Just do the one nostril shoot. I won't tell."
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A poop-shoot face is someone, usually a middle age woman, who always has the look on her face as if something is being shoved up her anus.
Also, a woman who you can tell by looking at her that enjoys anal intercourse.
ex.1 By the look on Nancey's face I could have swore she saw something horrid outside the window, but it turns out she is just a poop-shoot face.
ex.2 Nicki Minaj is such a poop-shoot face. I'd totally give it to her.
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If some one says a story or a joke and you add onto it too late or you say something retarted you just shot the joke!
Me: Dude last night i had a dream of a alligator jerking off to a hustler.
Him: OK?
Him#2: Dude i had the same dream except it was a unicorn!
Me: Wow your great at shooting jokes!
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