Fanum taxing is when this fat mf rips your door down and steals any edible thing you're eating.
I will fanum tax your food if you dont give me it.
A popular streamer called fanum would usually steal food from his roommates every time they order something so they called it the fanum tax
Kai cenat: "yo fanum stole my chicken wings I got fanum taxed"
its a tax idiot. anyways fanum is a guy who barges in kai cenat's stream and he brings food. So fanum tax is just to yoink food
person one: I got food
person two snatch food
person one: i just got fanum taxxed :(
An informal but harsh penalty dealt out by neighbors of people who feel the need to show off the loud exhausts on their motorcycles and sports cars, their illegal fireworks or 12 million watt subwoofers. Also people who are mystified by their car alarms, can't properly care for pets and children, and talk outside windows late at night like they're at some club can expect an invoice
The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient
Wayne was happy his favorite sports team won, he didn't know or care that the single mother next door was up past her shift tending to her son with colic so he was surprised to find a dirty diaper through his sunroof; the frustrated mother had succeeded in exacting a Noise Tax.
The Isaiah tax is used to steal someone’s weed with out paying them back or something in return
“Yeah unfortunately my weed got Isaiah taxed” “damn man that sucks”