The true meaning of "shit", is the shit that simply lies in the toilet. Phantom shitter is when someone takes a HUGE shit in public toilets without flushing. that is the typical definition of an asshole. a perfect example of a phantom shitter is "Kevin Truong".
The Phantom Shitter has struck again, this time killing hundreds of people in Paris!
Someone hawking up phlegm close by but you don't see them.
I was trying to watch that movie in the theatre last night but some phantom hawker kept ruining it.
I couldn't eat my meal at the restaurant, some phantom hawker put me off my food.
The imaginary penis, a lesbian thinks with when she’s checking out women
That bird had a face like the elephant man’s ball bag! Mind you, she had massive bangers, long legs and dressed like a Trollope. Linda must’ve been thinking with her phantom phallus when she hit on that munter!
Phantom jake is the owner of gonar's bank. He is the machine shaped like the head. He is trying to use the pillars. the water drops onto the saltpeter creating a strange idea.
Don't worry about phantom jake
When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
The appearance of chacne(chest acne) which occurs as a result of stubble from a shorn chest under a tightly fitting shirt.
I hate these dri-fit shirts; they show Phantom Chacne waaaayyyyy worse than cotton t’s.