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I knocked the bottom out of that hoe with my hog nosed growler!
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When you take your girl out to a freshly harvested cornfield and find a nice and thick ear of corn. Stick the ear in her ass and twist it, breaking off the kernels in her ass. Then she squats over your face and shits the corn into your mouth and you gobble it up like a hungry hog.
Why do you smell like shit this morning. I went to a Carolina Hog Feeding last night with my girl.
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When you gran the balls and proceed to give them an Indian burn,slow, but painful.
My girlfriend so freaky yesterday she gave me the Irish Road Hog
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Someone who sucks all the flavor out of a hookah or blunt.
Shawn is a fucking flavor hog. All the flavor in my hookah is gone
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A deck in the popular mobile game Clash Royale that is only used by giga-chads and hated on by 5.4 gay fag cycle bozos who can't defend it.
Person 1: Katie is so hot
Person 2: I heard she is dating Chad
Person 1: Of course, he uses 2.6 hog cycle
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A full hog cooked in this backyard fashion:
Build a big fire, throw a box spring on it until it's burnt off everything but the steel springs, put a hog over the springs above the coals, sauce it with a broom, flip it over ever now and then.
Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
Fill it with madrone and bay
Stinks like hell
And the neighbors complain
Don't give a hoot what they say
Slap that hog
Gotta roll em over twice
Baste him with a sweeping broom
You gotta swat them flies
And chain up the dogs
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
(credit to Tom Waits)
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