Oppressive weather condition that humans cannot yet eliminate which invariably ruins a nice sunny day.
God fucking damnit it there's 25 mph wind gusts again today.
More commonly refered to as sluth or Hoe. It's women who sleep with everyone, anytime, everywhere.
WOW i dint think i was going to get laid tonight but then i saw Wind.
The act of farting while simultaneously taking a rip from a bong.
The room fell silent as Becka filled the chamber of her bong with thick, white smoke. As she cleared it in one breath, she let out a thunderous fart that sent her friends into fits of laughter as they bore witness to the Human Wind Tunnel.
Farting on or being farted on for sexual pleasure.
I thought we were just going to do some wind sports but he followed through.
As a result / the aftermath
“Don’t defy them, or else you’ll wind up like the others”
a phrase you say if you've done something wrong
Jayden: Aw, I forgot to do my homework. Ben: Just do what I do, blame it on the wind.
The inability to stop breaking wind.
Diarrhea of farts.
After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.