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Slang for a ginger man with a small penis
Hey remember that guy from last week? He was totally a Thomas Bemis
A straight dude who likes pussy.
"Yoo, have you seen that dude Thomas Evans?? I heard he loves pussy."
Someone who runs away from his parental responsibilities. He also has a ton of dingle berries. When you go down on him and you're upside down laying on the bed, be careful not to look up that booty hole, there are tons of toilet paper strips hanging like flags out his bum hole.
Beware the Thomas-Gladiator. He'll try to fool you, but know that underneath those 15 year old true religion flared jeans there is a forest of dingle berries. Ps: don't count on him for any child support.
The sexiest man alive who is in one of the best bands.
1: omg who’s that!
2:that’s jed Thomas the sexiest man in the world
The richest man in all of chatsworth. Enjoys being pissed on.
Hi my name is Tyler thomas and I’m a fucking pud.