G Tip

Something you can swear on that shows how serious one is. Also used as G for short. Shows truth in a statement.

"On the G Tip he told me that you ran up in my girl"

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gimp tipping

verb: to go up to a crippled person, and simplely pushing them over. to be used as a cruel joke. closely related to cow tipping

Al: Hey, i heard you gimp tipped Grayce the other day at the football ame.

Diane: Yeah, she was really started to piss me off

Mara: Hey, you wanna go gimp tipping?

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Tip ups

A term used to describe the exercise sit ups, especially by a child

What are you doing William?
“I’m doing my tip ups”

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Tip and trick

The art of tipping one over pump faking one hole and and tricking them by going in the other

Awwwwwh greg did you say you tried the ol tip and trick last night

Yeah Paul wife didn't even see it coming

Classic greg.

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Cow Tipping

v. 1. to push a cow over to the ground while it sleeps, but this is difficult to do because cows do not sleep while standing.

v. 2. when you're having sex with a fat girl in bed, and you (accidentally or on purpose) push her off the bed and she falls.

When you push a fat chick off the bed, that's cow tipping.

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tips frosted

frosting your cock for purposes of blowjobs, etc.

any sort of cupcake/standard frosting will suffice, store bought or home-made if you are feeling adventurous!

'did you get laid last night?'
'nah man, got my tips frosted tho'

dude, Britt came over earlier and totally frosted my tip, it was amazing!

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Q-tip

Basically just an ear dildo... I don't even know, I just inhaled Splenda through my nose and it burns like shit... What is life, honestly?

Human Being: *Cleans out ears with Q-tip remaining ignorant to the fact that cleaning your ears with a Q-tip actually just pushes the ear wax back and not cleans it*

OR:

Me: *Opens bag of Splenda*
Splenda: *Sprays wildly in the air*
Me: *Breathes*
Splenda: *Flies directly into my nose*
Me: *rolls around on the ground in pain*
Salesman: Here's a Q-TIP, good for every occasion! For cleaning your ears, makeup, keyboards, and much MUCH more!
Me: Q-tips aren't used for cleaning Splenda out of your nose
Salesman: Excuse me, let me do my job!
Me: Excuse me, do it right!

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