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Artificial sweetener. The packet says it tastes like sugar, but it actually tastes like pencils.
Barista: Would you like some Splenda in your latte?
Customer: No! I freaking hate Splenda! It tastes like pencils! Why are you putting pencils in my latte?
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Americas LEAST favorite sweetener
Dang man this Splenda really sucks.
1.)A fake bitch that fools you with kindness.
2.)Fake sugar.
That Splenda bitch would watch my dog for free then called animal control on me.
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Word to describe your day or how you're feeling. Comes from the word splendid and splenda(the artificial sweetner). Instead of saying splendid, as in you had a nice day, say slpenda because it was almost good but not the real thing.
1. "How was you're day?"
"Meh. It was splenda."
2. You're days not bad but its not great..its splenda.
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Verb: the act of reverse-pickpocketing, only using splenda packets.
The splendeer takes a small packet of splenda and inconspicuously places it in the pocket, shoe, backpack, etc. of an oblivious splendee. Hoods are cheating. Then, time passes and the splendeer asks the splendee, "Check your ___ ." The slendee then checks, and is dumbfounded as to how a random packet of splenda got into their underwear.
past tense: Splenda'd
present/ future: Splenda
Debbie: Check your right pocket.
Hiraldo: There is nothing there.
Debbie: Thats right! Check your shoe.
Hiraldo: Oh em geez to Splenda!!!
Debbie: MAHAHAHA
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Fairly new artificial sweetener that some people think may be dangerous, but the Splenda people, of course, deny it.
What to do?
OMG what am I gonna do about my rash I got after eating splenda?
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