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Asian Food Truck

When you are fucking a girl and she starts screaming unintelligibly to give it to her harder, but she’s so out of her mind that she just sounds like an Asian lady at a food truck screaming β€œgive me order!”

How was it last night man? You get lucky? Man that girl was a freak, it was a like a stop at the Asian Food Truck.

by Boltesian August 28, 2015

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Mack Truck Mamories

A term for above average large breasts. Band sizes larger than 36 and Cup sizes well past F (DDD). Usually cannot buy bras from traditional stores and must custom order or have imported. Cup sizes can range from G to O usually.

You see I’m a 40L, I have a very uncommon bra size. I can’t just send my Mack Truck Mamories out to every guy who smiles at me...

They’re real and they’re spectacular.

by LilyDeflower February 6, 2021

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Mexican Tow Truck

Any car or truck used to pull a broken down vehicle with an inadequate rope.

My friend pulled me home today with his mexican tow truck. At one point we were going almost alomost 70 mph. It was one of the most dangerous things I've ever done.

by briguy360 March 8, 2010

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hit by a pie truck

used to illiterate something completely unexpected or improbable happening.

"i am the only one who knows how this works so let me tell you in case i get hit by a pie truck"

by cadyc April 6, 2006

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truck my duck

a rather random phrase that confuses most people.

oh yeah... why dont' you just truck my duck.

wtf. what the hell are you talking about?

by lucky duck November 13, 2004

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Flemish Fire Truck

An abnormally red penis that produces enough seed, of Dutch speaking origin, to put out a small house fire.

My girl got too hot so I cooled her off with my Flemish Fire Truck!

by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009

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texas truck driver

When a man or woman is jacking off 2 dicks at the same time and their hands are going up and down simultaneously simulating driving a semi-truck.

Me and Benjamin were at a party and Tiffany took us into the back and gave us a texas truck driver.

by Tyrone666 January 20, 2010

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