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Questionable Homeless person off of Harrison Avenue. Might be wearing a red worn beanie and stolen converses.
Also often seen smoking crack.
Did you guys see that street wizard starting a fire?
A stupid Jew, who says stupid things on TikTok
Guy one: did you hear that the history wizards wife has a boyfriend
Guy two: just another history wizard classic⚡️⚡️
An alternative word for “dick.” But not just any dick. That GOOD, SPIRITUAL, MAGICAL, dick. It’s out of this world amazing.
“Girrrrrrl, tell me why he came over last night and dropped that wizard wang on me. Sex magic was happening, and now I’m walking like Bambi fresh out the womb.”
When you are having sex and create a prolapse, your partner throws glitter on it and yells “Alakazam!”
Making it look like a sleeve on a wizard’s robes.
“I couldn’t believe how magical it was last night, my partner game me a wizard’s sleeve.”
while jacking off with a thumb in your ass and when youre about to cum and it gets all over them so they get mad enough to set your pubes on fire with a eraser
i met my girlfriends parents last week and in the kitchen a flaming wizard occured
When a chicks labia flaps like my Bloodhounds jowls when he's hanging he's hanging his out of my truck window at 80mph.
Linda's big ole labia flaps were Wizard Hounding like my old dog Henry's jowls when he's hanging his head out of my truck window.....and that shit smells like my five year old house shoes.
Noun; Title held by an expert in Wizardry and leader of The Velvet Wizards.
Definition: Leader of all Wizards, is most-knowledgeable in all things Wizard related, has adapted all Wizard ways of life and strictly adheres to the beliefs, is of the highest Wizard authority. May be self-appointed in certain situations and often is female, but it is not required. The Head Wizard must have a Velvet item of clothing on at all times. When not wearing any clothing, a Velvet Staff is the only acceptable replacement.
The Head Wizard must possess excellent oral skills. Performance and aptitude tests of this skill are required.
“The Head Wizard has called an emergency meeting.”
“ As the Head Wizard, only approve of your Velvet Staff, Ron.”