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Zero-Wise

When someone realizes that the number of zeros in their bank account can’t secure them a ticket to heaven (even if they donate their wealth or part of it to others as a proof of their generosity), who will leave this side of heaven with a big fat zero at their last heartbeat.

Billionaire Xeno was praised for being zero-wise when he decided to leave his inheritance to no fewer than ten charities—his life philosophy is that he came with nothing and will leave with nothing.

by Numerati September 30, 2024


Three Zeroes

$1000. A grand. One rack. One thousand doll hairs. It's another way to say "a thousand bucks"

Hey, how much did you guys make for that project? We got it done for three zeroes.

by yon tron the don June 10, 2021


Proximity Zero

The distance from your mind that the cabal can observe your inner thoughts, send you messages to trigger a schizophrenic reaction, or jerk the steering wheel towards an innocent woman.

Friend: I thought I heard something around the corner!?
Me: No, someone’s in your head at proximity zero.
Friend: I must be schizophrenic!

by brainslave711 February 27, 2021


You have a zero balance

A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.

"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.

by QuacksO April 1, 2019


Zero Instagram Posts

They are the people who prefer to keep their life private and mind in their own businesses. They are not insecure enough to seek social validation to sustain their ego. They prefer a quiet and meaningful life away from all the unintended impulsive blunders. They clearly understand they difference between "a man and a boy" and "a lady and a girl". The parameters of so-overrated teenager kinda "being cool" is not a thing of their pursuit rather they hound for attainment and amelioration of "elegance and grace" . Their level of consciousness have evolved to such extents that they can see through the illusions of all man-made frameworks and they value honour more than others' perceived portraits of structure.

"Drego has like zero instagram posts, no doubt that he is a prodigy but a bit self-contained"

by Brewing_Archangel October 6, 2020


Zero-Sided Die

An analogy for a situation where a desirable outcome is so far-fetched, it is viewed as functionally impossible.

"You think Cassie will go to prom with me if I ask?" "You'd be rolling a Zero-Sided Die if you attempt."

by SpaceyStars January 5, 2023


add a zero inflation

When currant prices are defined by simply adding a zero to previous years prices.

Last year, a gallon of milk was $3.00. Now it's $30.00. The only increase in value is just to add a zero inflation price..

by juan phat kat April 13, 2022