The Zombies are Coming

A phrase from the popular game 'Plants VS Zombies', usually proceeded by intense anal or vaginal sex. This is usually done by a zombie or can be done by that shooty pea fucker with shoots you with the peas in your penis/vagina/booty hole. You will usually be killed by the end of this happening

John: Hey! Watch out! The zombies are coming!

Richard: (Being fucked by that pea fucker)

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Zombie movie

Any old movie that appears on television, usually on a Saturday afternoon, that mesmorizes the victim while channel surfing. The victim is then forced to see the rest of the movie until the end, putting the victim, usually male, into a zombie-like state. The movie is usually characterized by bad special effects, questionable acting, and may have won a "razzie" award.

Good examples are "Big Trouble in Little China", "The Last Dragon", and any odd-numbered Star Trek movie.

Joan was almost ready to leave, but her husband got caught by a Zombie movie while channel surfing.

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zombie-friended

Unintentionally friending someone, as when Facebook sends friend requests to everyone in your contacts list.

Shit! I just zombie-friended my ex.

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Nazi Zombies

A game mode which is unlocked after the completion of the Call of Duty 5: World at War single player mode. It is the only fun part of the game (and the only part that wasn't in call of duty 4

The Nazi Zombies went Booga booga booga booga and ate my brain

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zombie cunt

the female reproductive organ of a zombie, a person who disrepects you by by being mindless of yourself, a dead pussy brought back to life, absolute filth

Fuck off zombie cunt!! Her sex life came back to life like she had a zombie cunt.

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crotch zombie

An inexplicable erection had by a dead corpse, perhaps as the result of expanding gasses created by the process of decomposition.

"Look Dad, a dead seal!"

"Yes, son. I know it's sad, but that's just how life is."

"What's that thing sticking out of it?"

"That's a crotch zombie. Look away, son. Look away."

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Zombie Head

While you are playing Call Of Duty Zombies, you are recieving a sloppy blow job from your partner. Something scares you causing you to jump up. You choke the girl and she throws up on your dick and takes a decent sized chunk

Douglas:Doctor somethings wrong.
Doctor: What is it?
Douglas: There is a decent sized chunk missing from my penis and it constantly smells like vomit.
Doctor: Must've had a rough zombie head

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