An alpha male sigma male hardcore male awesome male sexy male gets a lot of bitches male
OMG KYLE IM SUCH A ME 《 barks and howls》
Person: hey you
Me: who me
This is how my ex used to shout at me to get my attention
Me says a lot of cool phrases such as “stfu” or “ give me a piece of gum or I will slit your throat” and they are really cool and swag
That person is such a Me
im so ugly ew i wish i was prettier
im so yucky ucky
i wish i hade more of a symmetrical face, i wish i was skinnier, i wish i didnt look like this!!!!
girl: youre so ugly
me: yea i know