Jake: isn’t that your crush over there?
Ethan: oh yeah that is.
Jake: it’s national shoot your day go do it.
Ethan: bet I’m gonna go do it rn
“National shoot your shot day.” September 3rd
March 11th.
National get your boy friend a gift day!!
Here’s a gift!
Bf: why?
It’s national get your bf a gift day!!!
An unofficial holiday on May 22nd celebrating the band parents & band family members who help contribute
Person 1: "Happy National Band Volunteer Day!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "On May 22nd We celebrate people like the Cartners, Claytons, Kriskas, Hinsons, Mosses, Neeses, Pages, Pattersons, and Simpsons, who have put a great deal of service into Band Programs!
February 3rd. A day dedicated to people whose parents know that Kasey is spelled with a k and not a c.
Person 1: Hey mike! Did you know its National Kasey Day?
Mike: Really? I should go buy a gift for Kasey.
Person 1: can we beat casey on the way?
Everyone wheres a durag on february 25th. :)
yo today is february 25th wheres your durag?
oh yea my fault i forgot its national durag day
NETD is celebrated every December 9, dating back to 1926 when Engineer Hugh Jass Jr. wanted to celebrate his father’s accomplishments in the field.
Every December 9th, the engineering world celebrates National Engineering Teacher Day.
19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend
you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair