Any kind of fucking done by someone who had a turd transplanted where his cock used to be.
Newly transplanted dude : Medical science is amazing! From now on all sex is Alabama Hot Cock for me!
There is no one happier than a sissy with a hot bag of dicks
A cocktail made from black coffee and cheap bourbon. Used as a cold remedy.
I need a Hot Finkey to clear my sinuses.
"Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!, I haven't see you in years!"
The act of shitting into your hand, spreading it on your partner's armpits, and fucking the arm pit.
Devon gave your mom a Delaware Hot Pocket while on vacation! As if they weren't stinky enough.
A man goes out to eat hot wings and doesn't wash or wipe his faces. He returns home to provide oral sex for his menstruating female partner.
Variant L - Two female partners, both menstruating and with spicy sauce on faces engage in 69 aka simultaneous oral
Me and the old lady are going to cook up some Hot Tomato Oil later tonight.
Something Haley Dunphy from Modern Family said that is hilarious and true. Hot people will not be overlooked!
“omg fuck that guy Tom. Why does he have to be l so hot?
Hot shaming isn’t cool dude… Hot Lives Matter.