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When you blow your nose in a set of pussy lips.
Had a cold when I went down on your mom so I gave her a Dog Snot.
Hawaiian hot dog - The action of pouring pineapple juice and sliced pineapples in your anus before anal sex
“That girl was freaky as fuck she wanted me to give her a Hawaiian hot dog.”
(1)A Metaphor For Masturbating
(2)To cure your pet K9 of constipation
Every time I go to the restroom I bring a Playboy and I unclog the dog
Halfway between doggy style and missionary. (Partner lays on side).
My position is “dog on a mission”
A feral beast who has a fear of wearing shoes. Quite often gets fleas
There goes Dan the dog. What an animal
There's Dan the man, and then there's Dan the dog.
Unlike Dan the man, Dan the dog is an animal; a filthy and barefooted beast.
Has fleas
Person 1: Dan's the man!
Person 2: no way! That's Dan the dog! He's an animal!
Someone who touches dogs then refuses to admit it until caught.
“HEY! RHONA!!! DID YOU TOUCH ALBIE? YOUR A DOG FIDDLER!”