teach an old dog new tricks

when someone does something for a long time and its hard to teach them new abilities.

you cant teach an old dog new tricks, my uncle never learned how to use his cellphone.

willow the dog

cool dog at a school for emotional support

i love when willow the dog comes in the room at my school

dog heroin

Ketamine

Let's pump some of that dog heroin doggy

dang dog in a barn

Enhancement of the word dang

Awww. Dang dog in a barn.

dog pedophile

someone who wants to fuck a dog. someone sexually attracted to their best friends dogs.

omg, madeline is a dog pedophile. She wants to fuck my dog cooper!

Like dogs' nails

Something that grows very quickly.

"I haven't seen you in months, you're like dogs' nails!"

Dog Snot

When you blow your nose in a set of pussy lips.

Had a cold when I went down on your mom so I gave her a Dog Snot.