THE FASTEST BEING IN THIS UNIVERSE!!! Faster than anything in fiction and was killed by Baby Josh. His descendant hot Cheetoh cheetah th 3rd still lives on
That hot cheeto cheetah sure is fast
basically just super mario maker 2
Super Mario Maker 2? More like Hot Garbage Maker 2!
When your fucking two girls and take a shit in between one of their tits, cum on it, piss on it, and then the other girl eats it.
Last night i gave those girls a New Jersey Hot Dog in our threesome
When you cum on your girls face, and then rub it in with your duck.
“And the he gave me a hot squeegee like I was a fucking car!!”
The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.
Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"
Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"
Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"
What you say when you are getting fucked
Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot
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