Let’s go to the locker room, it’s national locker room day!
All Kira's are celebrated on this day for their beauty and kindness.
Since it is national Kira Day you should show everyone how bad you are.
August 5th is National Road Head Day
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Show your man your appreciation in the best way possible.
Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s August 5th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤
It's national 'Give Your Friend Thats A Girl Ur Hoodie Day’ starting on the 1st of January!
National Give Your Friend Thats A Girl Ur Hoodie Day!
On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.
National Show Me Your Titty - Nation Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.
Also known as VNN, this is the Virgoæn Federations most famous form of News distribution.
I trust the Virgoæn National News.
A day where you recognize a person that your not dating but is having sexual relations with. Takes place October 5th
Girl1: Wassup wit you and CJ
Girl2: Girl fuck him but imma still post him for “National We Anit Together But We Fucking” day