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The act of Shoveing a penis into a female vagina until one reaches pleasure.
After a long night of partying I went home piss drunk. As soon as i got home i took my clothes of and headed for my room. Before i got into bed i found a sweet surprise. two girls i met at the party were waiting for me on my bed, naked, and begging me to join them. I couldnt resist. I jumped in and started humping the blonde one ferociously. after a while i turned around and did the brunette. Their hairless pussys allowed me to slide my dick flawlessly in and out. The blonde started licking my balls, and i was having so much pleasure. They both jumped on my chest and i was eating pussy. They were so wet by the time i was through with them. it was the best sex i had ever had.
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What moron looks this up? If u went to 5th grade, you should know. If your not in 5th grade yet then you shouldn't be looking sex up on the internet.
Me:Get the fuck off this section right now
You: Why?
Me: Because you shouldn't be looking sex up
You: Okay
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SEX IS THE BEST THING IN THE WHOLE DAMN FUCKIN WORLD, IDIOTS!!!
Lilian: "Hey john lets have some sex"
John: "ok lilian *rips off her clothes and has sex with her"
Lilian: "OH OH OH UN UN UN DON'T STOP JOHN NEVER STOP"
they fall asleep with John's penis still inserted in Lilian's vagina
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Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina. Sometimes sex can include the sucking of the penis, oral sex, in which the woman is sucking the mans penis and the man is licking the woman's vagina, anal sex, or hand jobs.
TRUE STORY::::
It was the night for me to meet 'his' parents. Ohh Shit. He is fucking british, they are so proper. So of course i spent 1851617572751735y55714657 hours on looks, and we got there. i could tell they didnt like me. they can fucking suck micheal jacksons DIICKK! for all i care. so i excused my self from the table to use the ladies room and i found the help some guy, who had some sexxy ass looks, and he was cleaning the bathroom so i closed the door with us both in, and he fucked me all over that bathroom, and he wouldnt stop, even when i asked him to please stop. we had all kinds of sex in that bathroom. it was hoot and sweaty. so he turned the shower on cold and shoved me in. my breats got hard, and i was freezing. he shoved his BIIIG penis into my mouth, it tasted soooo good. but he kept shoving, too hard now. i was begging him to stop. (i am preety sure he was a sex addict or sex slave or just plain messed up) he fingered my cunt. now we were on the toilet him on bottom and i was riding him, it was so hoot, but so wrong. he finally stopped, i cleaned up and he promised me we would do it again sometime :/
a few weeks later i saw him at the country club.. was he following me, i dont know? but we went to a room.. and again. I just wanted a quick one, get in get out syle, ya know? but he locked the door, he had a videocamera. he turned it on. he stared with shoving my mouth onto his lushis penis and shoving his tongue into my pussy. by then cum was litterally shooting everywhere. anal sex now. she shoved that dick into me so hard, i started to cry. the video thing go this all on tape. and when we went to the bathroom, yes the bathroom, he brought it with us. he had it in his hand and with it he examined my entire body. opened my vagina wide and let it look inside. i felt violated now. i tried to leave but he threw me into the shower. got in and bit my nipples. he was shoving his dick into my vagina. and then into my mouth. it went to the back of my throat, i was choking. he had hand cuffs, and not the furry pink ones either. he tightened them around my wrist and to the shower curtain bar thing. there i was hanging him just touching me, fucking me, this was sex.
this was repeated about 4 more times.. no enjoyment ever came out of it after the seond time.
lesson: sex is good but it goes to far.
and as for my boyfriend.. well now he is my husband. and he has NOO idea what happened. so shhh.
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The act of extreme pleasure. Where a man inserts his long hard cock into a woman's tight wet pussy and commences to thrust deeper and deeper, while the woman hips into every thrust. He flips her over, ramming his cock into her wet pussy , pulling her hair, and biting her neck ...while she screams with pleasure and thrusts with her hips into every movement... until they reach climax...then break, smoke, roll over and gnite or get out.
"My husband and I had amazing sex last night. I think he dislocated my huhu."
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"I had too much sex last night my cock is raw."
- If you aint gettin any and if the sex you are having is bad ...that's on you. Step up and do something bout it. Dont just lay there lazyass. Applies to men and women.
~*Also If it doesnt feel totally awesome...clue..your doing it wrong fucktard!
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Dickin' around in the underground. Can be done male on female, male on male, etc.
Whit: Hey Clayton, do you wanna have some sex?
Clayton: Why sure! I love to dick around in the underground!
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When a man's sin stick is in, on, or in the same room as a woman's hell hole.
Timmy: Reverend Johnson what's sex?
Reverend Johnson: Well Timmy it's when a man's sin stick is in, on, or in the same room as a woman's hell hole.
Timmy: Thanks Reverend Johnson!
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