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My biological parent. This individual likes to help others and read. This individual is a kind person. However, this individual also likes to comment on the physical appearance of the popular boyband, BTS, all the time. This individual claims BTS dress like “metrosexuals”, but are all secretly “lesbians”. This individual annoys me when he tells me BTS is a secret group of lesbians. This is because they are not, in fact, a secret group of lesbians. Also, the term “metrosexual” is offensive to both straight men and members of the LGBTQ+ community. If all of the BTS members were secretly lesbians, I would love them even more than I already do.
“Hey, My Father has a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS.”
“Who doesn’t have a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS?”
Person 1:Time to hit that "Fathers Hello"!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 walks away*
Worst insult to be ever created.
Worst then "ur mom gay" and even then "ur granny tranny".
Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"
Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*
Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"
Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*
Where you bin, we're about to open the presents?
Got a gift from Father Wristmas!
Gross.
A father you have on the internet (not your real/blood father).
This person look outs for you and provides support in a fatherly manner.
My e-father helped me out with some advice
What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "Mother And Father Is Infecting Everyone (Mafia-MAFIA-mafia)