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Emski: So even though A did not show any red flags you still broke up with him?
Elski: Yes, I always though of all my exes as red apples.
When you fuck a girl with a yeast infection while she is on her period.
Dude, I heard John Got an apple cheesecake from Isabella!
Hey Nick look at the apple skin! They can go back to the trail of tears
When someone has intimate sex with an apple or other flavored pie to the point where the usually firm pie is crushed to oblivion.
Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face
I can't believe we served that Apple Cumble to your grandmother thinking it was a normal pie
Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*
When you get a STI or STD so bad that your penis swells to the size of a apple.
"Hey Gary, I had sex with Rebecca last night and she gave me penis apple!"
When someone jumps Apple product to Apple product
Your such a Apple Hoe