Twice Baked Potato

Freezing a piece of feces, so it will be hard, like a dildo. The frozen piece of feces is inserted into the sexual partner's anus, like a dildo. This is known as space docking. Once the piece of frozen feces is completely inserted into the anus, it is pooped out onto the other sexual partner. It is a piece of feces that is being pooped twice. Hence the name Twice Baked Potato

Bob took the frozen piece of crap out of the freezer, and put it in Jerry's booty hole. Jerry responded by crapping the crap onto Bob's tits. Jerry turned that space docking into a twice baked potato.

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easy bake oven

Easy Bake oven is great! It's a toy, mainly for girls where you can cook your own foods that come in these little packages like brownies,macaroni and cheese,etc.

I still use easy bake oven beause my parents never taught me how to cook!

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bake some soil

When one partner poops in the oven (for 12 minutes on broil), the other partner uses the charcoal dung to manually pleasure themselves.

Shane, fire up the oven, I'm about to bake some soil!

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louisiana clam bake

Born of a three-way, it's when two beavers go to town on either side of the same tree at the same time.

Have you gotten your invitation to the Louisiana clam bake at The Manor next week?

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Shake n bake

Shaking the baby then putting him/her in the oven for 30 minutes

Gary: Hey do you want some shake n bake?
Bill: Sure, i could use some food...Gary where did you get that child?
Gary: I give birth very quickly *Shakes baby*
Bill: *unzips skin*
Gary: Really? Infront of a child? *Throws baby in oven*
(30 minutes later)
Gary: Ok Bill, dinner is ready

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Chinese clam bake

When you use chop sticks to entice a women's sensual state, by inserting one chop stick in the pink and one chop stick in the stink, working them vigorously, in a circular motion.

Why does Kim sound like she is speaking Chinese today? Oh, that's because Adam gave her a Chinese clam bake last night. She still isn't the same.

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Nake n Bake

1.the state of being left hanging to a great degree 2.the state of being screwed over to a great degree

Situation:
Mike asked his friend Peter to bring him a dollar, so he could afford the speakers which he needed the next day, Peter said no problem.
The Next Day:
Mike: "Hey where's that money?"
Peter: "What are you talking about? i gotta go, cya!"
Mike: "Nake n Bake man... Nake and Bake..."

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