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Protects their peace. Does yoga, Pilates, spin, meditates, or any form of soft girl exercise because their health is a priority. They eat healthy foods and prefer whole raw, natural ingredients like fruits and vegetables. Prefers to look well kept and put together. Prioritizes a more luxury esthetic like name brands or authentic fine jewelry. Will not engage in drama or harmful relationships of any kind ie workplace, romance or friendship. Travels for self care and experiences.
I strive to live a soft girl lifestyle
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When you dip your nut sack in magic shell chocolate syrup and then she taps the boys with a spoon to reveal a tasty treat.
"Oh last night?, just enjoyed a nice soft boiled egg with the misses".
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When you moon someone and drop a duece.
"Dang, you ... I sidled up to that biatch and gave him a taste of the ol' chocolate soft serve!"
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To Go Soft top: take your shirt off
taken from soft top convertables who are able to function both with and without their "tops".
usually done in the summer on a hot day either to impress spectating ladies or to cool off.
Guy 1: man im boiling
Guy 2: yee me to, i might have to go soft top.
Guy 1: you know it.
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A subset of the famed cleveland steamer, a Nebraska Soft Serve is the act of defecating on the chest of one's sexual partner after undergoing a strict diet of nothing but corn for at least three days prior to intercourse.
Thanks to that new all-corn weight loss diet she's on, my girlfriend gave me my first ever Nebraska Soft Serve last night!
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Soft Top - A mentally or intellectually delayed individual.
Do not confuse a "soft top" with a "full retard". A soft top is an individual who primarily has difficulty with complex tasks or thoughts. Soft tops are those among us who are just a little slow. Soft tops are commonly located at buffets, public bus stops, fast food restaurants, bowling alleys, recycling centers and other such places.
The word originates from the belief that the skull of a mentally or intellectually delayed person remained "soft" for a little too long during infancy.
"Public buses are generally full of soft tops."
"Did you see that soft top using his hands at the salad bar?"
Velcro shoes, fanny packs, tie dye, socks with sandals and airbrushed animal t-shirts are a dead giveaway that you are dealing with a soft top.
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When a man or woman shits into their partner's mouth and then proceeds to tickle their partner to cause them to laugh forcing the shit through their nasal cavities and shoot out of their nose, thus creating the effect of a chocolate soft serve ice cream machine.
My girl wanted some desert so I gave her some chocolate soft serve.
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