A pet name for when you are your significant other are so close, in love, and inseparable which maintaining a best friendship as well. The ultimate level of a forever relationship. Can also be shortened to "blumpy."
Gee, I love you so much blumpkin.
Right back atcha, blumpy.
When you get your dick sucked while on the toilet.
Hey, I'm gonna get a Blumpkin Later, Wanna Join?
To get head when ur on the toilet taking a Mondo Dook
Olga gave me a Blumpkin yesterday
The act of getting oral sex on the commode while Defacating and eating a baconator from Wendys
I was hungry, horny and had to shit so a blumpkinator Was my only option
a fairy that only comes around when u are getting maximum pleasure from getting a blumpkin.
When i was getting a hardcore blumpkin. the blumpkin fairy came and blessed me.
When you pass gas while getting head. Similar to a blumkin.
She wanted to give me a blumkin, but I was just gassy so she just received Blumpkin Seeds
noun: a blumpkin administered on a delightfully autumnal day.
The leaves were falling, Taylor Swift was playing, and she gave me a blumpkin spice latte.