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Similar to the expression “in your dreams” which is a sarcastic way of responding to - or interrupting – someone who is busy telling you about their master plan and all the unrealistically fantastic things they think will happen to them. The difference is in this version you are making it clear they should get over themselves
Steve: I’m going to win this race and humiliate you in the process
Harry: Quit dreaming! That’ll never happen.
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Having a dream in which you have sexual intercouse with an ugly person of the opposite sex
Albert: Dude, i just had a marmot dream...
Lance: Who did u fuck?
Albert: Gaby...
Lance: WOAH that's gross...
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The dream SMP is the most famous minecraft server/world on the game at the moment it includes many people such as:
dream,
georgenotfound,
sapnap,
Bad boy halo,
antfrost,
skeppy,
ranboo,
quackity,
karl jacobs,
fundy,
ph1lza,
tommyinnit,
tubbo,
wibur soot,
technoblade,
niki nihichu,
itsAlyssa,
awsamadude,
captain puffy,
lazarbeam,
vikkstar,
jackmanifoldTV,
ponk,
punz,
thunder,
purpled,
callahan,
and all of them are the best youtubers to me
the dream SMP is yhe best minecraft server ever
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This saddens me when I see it at school. The rap dream is the delusion (usually believed by blacks) that they do not need an education because their future lies in the anti-music of rap. Related to this is the basketball dream. This is the same thing except with basketball.
Due to the rap dream, I predict millions of deadbeat losers in about 10 years still trying to make it big.
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Living the Dream
In our world this means - Working from Home -
Common definition - Living the fucking dream (LTFD)
Living the Dream
ie - not coming into the office so you plug your work laptop into your home broadband router and log in to works secure network via vpn then go away and
a) wash the dogs
b) Gardening - prune the bush
c) DIY such as 'Tongue and Groove'
d) Have a rather large poo
e) disappear for 2 hours into town shopping then come back and claim you are having connection problems to the work network
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When someone give a blowjob/handjob while someone is sleeping, then places sleepers cum in there own mouth.
dude, i totally gave you a dream catcher last night
dude, what the fuck?
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The sad realization that an occurrence that could turn your life around has astronomical odds of happening.
I sure wish my intestinal track and ass could produce a useful amount of thrust.
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