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When you put your penis through a hole in a fidget spinner en spin it while fapping
I spinner fapped so hard last night i can still feel the vshhhhhh
Fapping after or while watching a horror movie.
Me: Bro are you seriously fapping right now?
Friend: Nah man, I'm only horror fapping
When someone just can’t stop fapping…
Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
Masturbating with wildly uncontrolled emotion.
After copious amounts of cocaine and porn Cliff began Fapping Hysterically in the corner.
I was Fapping Hysterically all night listening to Adele's new single.
The Beatles were also called The Fab Four. This is a humorous play on that.
Yesterday I was listening to "Let It Be," by the Four Faps.