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when a man and a man are sexually active and perform a dirty sanchez, so the one with shit under their nose looks like hitler. then the other man/men jizz all over and inside "hitlers" nose until he sneezes and explodes jizz and snot and shit everywhere.
i love getting hitler jizz bombs
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Fucking a girl on her period then whipping your dick on her face to make the face of Hitler.
Bob: What did you do last night?
Tom: Gave my girl the Ginger Hitler Stache since she was on her period and didn't tell me!
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A Austrian man with possibly the worst mustache ever who tried to become a artist but failed miserably, making him get a grudge that was for some odd reason held on the Jews
Adolf Hitler hat a $h!tty mustache
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Just a goofy little guy. Just a funky little goober. Just a happy little fella up to some wacky shenanigans.
Allied Forces: “That Adolf Hitler is such a little stinker.”
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A particular male who dresses in such a way that would higlight the fact that he is a complete dandy. 'Hitler' and 'Cunt' helps to illustrate the complete ignorance and extremes such an individual will undertake in order to look like a complete metrosexual.
- Sally: "Oooh look at Frank over there, I LOVE his lovely waistcoat and supertight skinny's!"
- Jimmy: "Yeah....so? What about him?"
- Sally: "Isn't he just dreamy?!"
- Jimmy: "Nah, he is a complete Hitler Fop Cunt"
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Girl asking boy what's he is doing, and seeing that he is watching WW2 movies on History Channel exclaims: "Oh, it's Happy Holidays with Hitler again!"
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A person who ruled Third Reich for twelve years and that was even more evil than Donald Trump. Yeah, it exists.
Adolf Hitler was Jewish:
he had Jewish blood. Scientists found traces of Jewish DNA on his car's bumper
he hand-crafted his furniture so he wouldn't have to buy new ones
he mass-killed Jews so they wouldn't steal his money
and he killed himself so he wouldn't have to pay the gas bill
"may Adolf Hitler bless us" - nobody
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