waistcoat

A formal dress item, but also a northern insult of absolutely no meaning

"Your a f**kin waistcoat mate!"

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Waistcoat

Apparently another name for penis

Dave - "are you looking at my penis?"

Gemma - "Uh..Uhh... no, I thought you were wearing waistcoat"

Dave - "Pervert"

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Waistcoat

Apparently another word for Penis

Dave - "Are you looking at my penis?"

Gemma - "Uh..uhh no, I thought you were wearing a waistcoat"

Dave - "Pervert"

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Lamb Waistcoat

A very much meaty vagina which, in most cases is overly wide, having been entered a fair few times.

So how was last night?

Eugh, bit of a Lamb Waistcoat if I'm honest.

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Cats in Waistcoats

Cats in Waistcoats are a many membered musical configuration playing a post punk, pre funk, electro junk, acid jazz folk garage mix with a strong lyrical side. Not scared by the usual musical constraints Cats in Waistcoats are quite the performers

example 1.
jim- 'did you hear the latest Cats in Waistcoats album - 'buying a tuxedo'?

dave- 'listening to it was like having an orgasm in my ears'

example 2.
leeroy- 'hotpiss, Cats in Waistcoats is the soundtrack to our lost generation'

tyrone- 'word'

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Chicken's Waistcoat

A condom. Rubber-Johnny. Durex.

"Lads, I'm on for shag. Anyone got any chicken's waistcoats?"