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To defecate on the front windshield of your car, sit inside without wiping, then turn the wiper blades on the highest setting.
“I finally got those bugs off my windshield!”
“How’d you do it?”
“I used some Indian washer fluid.”
“Haven’t heard of it.”
“I’ve got some left over. I’ll clean your windshield!!”
*cleans windshield*
“Oh.”
to have sex after a long period of drought
After a long sexless marriage, I met the Indian.
A game where you torture a person who doesn't know how to play by throwing a stick and making them guess a number either a they'll figure it out or b they'll think it has something to do with the stick itself.
Person 1 hey let's play the Indian stick game
Person 2 No I've had enough of that game
When 2 or more drivers from India drive right next to each other preventing faster traffic from passing, causing a traffic jam because of their inconsiderateness.
"I would have gotten there on time because there wasn't much traffic, but I got caught in an Indian traffic jam!
is when you drink a lot of water before sleeping. The need to relieve oneself wakes one up.
Just for clarification, "Indian" refers to indigenous Americans. That's what it was called when it was defined for me.
I'm going to bed right after I set my Indian alarm clock.
When a woman lies in her back hips in the air and legs spread. Their partner takes a tennis racket and hits the vagina resulting in a waffle pattern.
"Yo Matt Joni let me give her an Indian waffle maker"
"Justin I just had the craziest Indian waffle maker with Lori."
The Young Indian Method, also known as the Young Indians Method, alludes to a purported business strategy whereby businesspeople hire young, inexpensive labor from India and then boast about exploiting them on TikTok in a manner resembling material from the Hustle Culture.
I use the Young Indian Method to make thousands of dollars and I only pay them $5 for each job.