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A hot beautiful woman lucky enough to be dating Joe Biden himself.
Nick: Yo bro have you heard that Joe Biden is dating someone?
Josh: What? No way, who could be this lucky?
Nick: Turn on the news and see it for yourself!
Josh: Joey Bideny??? Is this some kind of joke Nick?
Nick: No no no, look at the image of her, it's coming up!
Josh: HOLY MOLY, She's so so BEAUTIFUL!
Nick: I know right! I would smash her so hard!
Josh: Oh god i think i just nutted...
Random and often hilariously unbelievable sentences or phrases spoken by famous socialite and reality TV star, Joey Essex
A classic Joey-ism is "I know who Richard and Judy are."
"Who are they?"
"Aren't they the first man and woman on Earth?"
the perfect one. Thats it. Thats the definition. You need someone to make you laugh? Ask Joey. You need someone to commit arson with? Ask Joey. You need someone to yell at you? Ask Joey.
Friend 1: Joey Quinn?
Friend 2: The one everyone loves?
Friend 1: And the one who has an inactive bf so is constantly complaining about that
Friend 2: As she should
When you dick ride the best team in sports.
After the patriots won, Frank came down with the Joey Aquinde syndrome.
A McDonald's Sprite with zero syrup. It is still completely carbonated and normal otherwise. This is basically a sparkling water with zero sugar.
I went to McDonald's and I ended up getting a joey sprite. I guess their syrup did not dispense.
The best dick I’ve ever had and his head game is out of this world I cum the second he touches me. Not only is the sex unreal he’s the love of my life and knows how to screw all my holes. The sexiest/most talented/hardworking/loving/best body/most handsome/caring man I’ll ever meet and his mind/body/soul/dick/balls/taint are mine FOREVER #blessed
Joey knows exactly how to plumb all my pipes.
The best dick I’ve ever had and his head game is out of this world. I cum the second he touches me. He knows how to screw all my holes. The most talented/sexiest/hardworking/best body/loving/caring man I’ll ever meet. He’s the love of my life and his mind/body/soul/dick/balls/taint are mine FOREVER. #blessed
Joey knows how to plumb all my pipes.