kevin is quite sus he sucks off his homies he likes catching cases kevin is the most common name for bisexual niggas all over south la
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Beware of the tall handsome man that goes by the name of Kevin. He will scoop you up, give you the best sex of your life, and leave behind combat-style hand print bruises on your hips and ass. You are a lucky girl to sleep with The Kevinator.
Girl A: what's up with the bruises on your butt?
Girl B: I slept with The Kevinator this weekend.
Girl A: SO JEALOUS.
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kevin is the sweetest soul you could meet. he will make you smile every day and will make you laugh no matter what, you could be sad and he would flip your whole day around. if you ever met a kevin before you’d know how special they are. once you see them smile you will never be able to get them out of your head. you could never ever get bored of him because he’ll have you attached for the longest time. you never wanna lose him because he is truly special and no matter how hard you try you wouldn’t be able to stop loving him. once you look into his pretty brown eyes you’ll immediately feel a connection, he is absolutely perfect and the most handsome person you could ever meet. he will cherish you and make you feel so so loved and he’ll make you feel pretty even when you’re at your worst. he can also sing very very well. he will sing for you and you’ll just fall more and more in love with him. his voice is the perfect tone and you could just listen to it all day 25/8. his hair is the perfect color, and perfect length, just everything about kevin is perfect, every single little thing, and through time you’ll just keep falling more in love with him and you could never ever get tired of him. his eyes, his nose, his lips, his body, everything is just more than perfect in my eyes. i love kevin so so much and i could never stop loving him.
your boyfriend is so perfect what’s his name
kevin 🤨 shh don’t talk to him
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When your day was going well before you met kevin.often a fat oaf who is often seen eating curry depressing everyone he talks to about his problems
My day was going brilliantly until the kevining
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When you're scratched and red bumps appear in the area. Fun for writing on people.
SB: Dude you know how kevin has kevinitis? Well, i wrote Fuck the Pain on his arm.
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