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When you start shitting out turd after turd and it sounds like a machine gun.
Dude, kyle said he had the machine gun shits after he had mexican food last night.
Placing a number of coins, preferably quarters, in your male partner's anus, and vigorously jerking them off until the coins shoot out. This is called "hitting the Jackpot."
I gave my hubbie a Portland Slot Machine last night, and he's still crying.
Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.
"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."
bro didn't you get pegged by the penis sex machine last night?
An old mans soft penis in a beautiful young woman
"He's pulling out the ol oyster in the slot machine."
1.) what you call someone who is an amazingly huge fag
2.) Someone who plays call of duty all day
3.) A kid with hair that looks like pubic hair
4.) A person who talks really slow like a stoner even though they dont smoke
kid- mr. moxley call me green cheese machine
teacher- go fuck yourself
Often also named Stefan, Morry or Mandy.
That Serbian Sex Machine Mandy knows how to give good D