chicken-whipped

A young gay male domineered by his much older male lover.

Andre told me he didn't want to come to the party tonight but Maurice made him go anyway. Andre is so chicken-whipped.

suckaholic

A person addicted to giving blowjobs.

That's the twelfth guy that Steve has sucked off this week. I think he's turning into a real suckaholic.

low job

A blow job from a midget.

I got a low job from Gidget the midget.

low donut

A midget that is a lesbian.

Carmelita and Josefina, two lesbians, were discussing their taste in women over coffee at the Big Clit Cafe one morning. Josefina prefers tall, bulldyke amazon women whereas Carmelita has a taste for petite low donuts when it comes to her women.

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Bibberish

The inane chatter spouted by Justin Bieber.

Did you see the tweet that Justin Bieber just sent? It didn't make any sense. What a bunch of bibberish!

5👍 3👎

Hairarchy

The ranking of different groups of hair on your body.

According to hairarchy, head hair is the best, ass hair is the grossest, pubic hair is somewhere in-between.

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vending machine journalism

Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.

"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."