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Someone who fucks all the time. He pulls all of the ladies in the world. They love his receding curly hair and his facial pubes. He also has the Guinness World Record for having the largest cock.
Girl 1: Do you know Matt Pfeffer?
Girl 2: No but I heard he has a huge cock!
Girl 1: Yeah I wasn’t able to walk for a week after.
Also known as SpaceMan64, holds 11 world records in Mario speedruns and is an absolute BEAST. Pretty good memer as well
Look at that Matt Bly, he's about to break another world record!
The cutest, curly-haired man you'll ever meet. You'll want to spend all you time with Matt W. He gives the best snuggles, and is a blast to hang out with. Matt W lives in the city but has a country soul, and loves to be out in nature, and with his friends. He has a passion and drive to tinker and fix things, and applies his "mending" skill set to people as well: he is an excellent listener and will always be there when you need it, even if he is already having a bad day, or if it might put a damper on his day. Matt W is an amazing friend, a wonderful brother, a marvelous son, and a perfect boyfriend--though he is extraordinarily humble (despite his claims saying otherwise), and would immediately deny that. But yes, while he is human, he is the most wonderful human on the planet. Hang onto your Matt W!
Christine : "So how are you and Matt W doing?"
Margaret: "We are doing great. Matt W is really good at making time for me even when he is ooober busy.
A subspecies of a long haired cockgobbler.
Usually confused for a female from behind. It’s usual diet is green leaves and black dicks.
Matt w is a little dicked cry Baby.
Someone who makes his friend, also known as matt, tie the top strings of his jacket together. Making him look like a dick.
'He's had a Matt Parry done to him'