Mentally Disturbed Llama

Sean

Sean, a mentally disturbed llama

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Enzo's Mental Health

Something that causes a person to want to throw themselves off a bridge

Damn Enzo's Mental Health do be fucked up.

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Mental Hand Job

1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.

When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."

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Nearly mentally ill

Pretending or saying to have a mental illness or mental health problems just for SOME aspects of it that are considered "cool" or "emo", but being disgusted by non-glamourous aspects of that mental illness.

Examples:
Saying you have depression because you're sad lately, but being disgusted by someone who can't get up to take a shower.
Saying you have anxiety because you're feeling stressed lately, but laughing at someone having a panick attack.

If you're mentally ill and don't brag about it you're likely to not be nearly mentally ill.

"Because of my black sweater and my earphones on, people will assume I have depression and I'll be cool !" : this is a nearly mentally ill behaviour
"I wash my hands before AND after going to the bathroom. I'm so OCD !"

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Andrew Tate Mentality

The mindset of thinking of being the most racist, homophobic, sexist, and body-shaming person is the same as being an alpha, sigma, greek alphabet male. (Plus thinking Andrew Tate is the equivalent of god)

Hey, that person over there has Andrew Tate Mentality, I bet he bought all of his classes.

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Kelly Mental Syndrome

It's when you do the stupidest things and when you get confused by like 2 words. Also you call people ding-a-longs or something along those lines. and you speak in a british accent

Me: Hey Kelly!
Kelly: Oh hey you
Me: so what did you think or that exam
Kelly: did u just say what did u plinko of that emu (in british accent)
Me: Oh Kelly and your Kelly Mental Syndrome

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mental damn fuckation

severe emotional ar mental distress

blomer causes damn mental fuckation

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