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Mike Bobagaurd

The best lawyer in Kentucky

Mike Bobagaurd saved me from three charges of Illegal warheads

by Susan Bobagaurd August 26, 2022


The Gatorade Mike

The act of pouring Gatorade on ones penis for a more flavorful and hydrating falatio experience

Bitches love the Gatorade Mike, cause it shows consideration for a woman's needs.

by brosefballin July 16, 2020


Mike Ockhurts

A name typically given to a man whose dick will never stop hurting. A Mike Ockhurts is a good man that you will love but his dick hurts so much that it shrinks by one inch every year.

Hey Mike Ockhurts! says person A No, it's not your cock that hurts, Mike Ockhurts.

by TERRY_CAT March 2, 2020


mike dover

The crossover no-one asked for.

person 1: mike hunt is better
person 2: ben dover is better
person 3: mike dover

by My Pseudonym is here now. February 8, 2021


the real mike

Conner Lopez

That kid Conner Lopez is the real mike.

by thepapacurry April 1, 2022


Mike cox

To face paint another males face with you cock

Oh you face paint looks good did you get a mike cox

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019


Mike Joyce

The drummer for the smiths from 1982-1987. Even though his drumming is quite basic, he still holds down the groove along with bassist Andy rourke. Also a good looking guy. Him and rourke also pursuited a lawsuit in the early 2000s claiming that Johnny marr and morrissey were not giving him enough royalty money.

Hey man, I went to that smiths concert yesterday. It was incredible!

Cool, I love mike Joyce!

by Latenightcoffee February 6, 2021