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Mighty mouse girl

An unusually powerful mouse girl, the real power behind other mice.

The Mighty Mouse Girl tried to convince them all that they were the big cheese, but really she knew who was going to get all the cheese in the end.

by The Original Agahnim July 7, 2021


Sexy Mickey Mouse

Sexy ass Mickey Mouse. End of November fun.

"Why did you nut in November."
"Oh, my b, it was sexy Mickey Mouse."

by The Guy from MN November 16, 2021


hot mouse

Gay Midget porn

Hey you wanna watch hot mouse with me?

Is there a hot mouse section on pornhub

by Faife March 15, 2023


Dead Mouse

A well intentioned gift that is unappreciated, disgusting to, or disliked by its target audience (like when a cat gives you a dead mouse).

“She told him to bring alcohol and he brought fireball because he didn’t know it makes her sick… it was a total dead mouse.”

“I gave them a hug because they were crying but I didn’t know they hate being touched, dead mouse on my part!”

by MY PIE IS BETTER THAN YOURS. March 29, 2022


mouse crust

The white crust that forms on a a computer mouse after using it with a sloppy fap hand for extended periods of time.

Damn, I've got mouse crust!

by GloryholeExperience May 1, 2015


smell mouse

A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.

Here chew this gum before we head into this hell hole. Otherwise, that dirty smell mouse will take great delight in telling the boss.

by Jaba Shanks March 3, 2020


smell mouse

A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.

Here chew this gum before we head into this hell hole. Otherwise, that dirty smell mouse will take great delight in telling the boss.

by Jaba Shanks March 3, 2020