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When you get edged by a person dressed as a professional furry in a specific theme park
Be careful not to ask Pluto to give you a Milkey Mouse, you might get an unexpected suprise.
That moment when you extend your arm to grab the mouse, but you forget it either isn't there or you didn't plug it in at all.
This page is so long! It takes ages to scroll it with my laptop pad, let me grab my... oh.
Just had a ghost mouse.
A throw away merkin, sold at Disneyland, and made of two circles of black pubic hair with a red bow in the center.
Greg and Chris wanted some kinky 70s porn star bush action back at the Disneyland Hotel, so Brad’s mom bought Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes to wear over her freshly waxed minge.
When someone named Seamus, gets a nickname brocken down to the point where it turns into Sea Mouse.
A small, tight vagina (pussy)
"I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"
"Why?"
"She had a mouse pussy"
A small, tight vagina (pussy)
"Damn I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"
"Why?"
"She had a mouse pussy"