a term or phrase, commonly used by gingers, to replace a bad or "curse" word.
Tyler: Hey, so yeh, I was texting someone last night and ...
Madison: OH SPRINKLE MUFFINS! I forgot to record the new Ghost Adventures!
Tyler: Can't you just record the whole season? Thats what I did!
Madison: Oh yeh ... I already did that.
A term for a obese, muffin shaped man that used as a derogatory term for people who can't do anything proactive
Do you know Carl? He still lives with his parents and is a total Ninja Muffin
When you run out of insults so you resort to combining a verb and a noun.
You know what Anthony! your a damn piss muffin
A squeaker with no life and thinks the are better than anyone
When the vaginal tract is overfilled with infectious purple pus that resembles the color of beets.
"Bro did you have sex with that girl?",
"Nah man she had a gnarly beet muffin."
A very unattractive woman
Some bro: dude, that chick is ugly!
Andrew: she's about as appealing as a punched muffin
a milder form of the word shit, used mainly by teenagers.
1: "ugh, I'm so fed up with this shizz muffin!"
2: "I had to stay behind to pick up all the shizz muffin that fell out of my backpack."