MAC machine

a pimp; a man who can get numerous girls in one night.

Billy's gotten so many girls tonight...he's a MAC machine!

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mac guyver'd

To fix something so that it works for the time being because you're too lazy or broke to either fix it properly or buy a new one.

My car insurance deductible is $1000 so I mac guyver'd my bumper with duct tape.

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Shrek Daddy mac

Created in 2007 by two guys who worked at Great American Cookies in the Altamonte Springs Mall, the Shrek Daddy Mac is created by combining two Double Cheeseburgers and a McChicken in a precise order. You take the first Double Cheeseburger, separate it so it's in 2 halves with a bun, a slice of cheese, and a patty on each half. You then do the same with the other Double Cheeseburger. Then you put the two bottom halves onto each other, the McChicken in the middle bun and all, and then the two top halves on top. If you did it right, you should have a bottom bun, a patty, a slice of cheese, another bottom bun, another patty, another slice of cheese, an entire McChicken, another patty, a top bun, another patty, and one last top bun. And that my friends, is the Shrek Daddy Mac. Enjoy it.

All rights go to Comito and Richie.

"I'm so full. On my break I went upstairs to the food court and bought McDonalds, then I made myself a Shrek Daddy Mac."

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Chili Mac

When you give your hungover partner a chili dog so bad they die unexpectedly of pneumonia a la Bernie Mac.

He gave a her a chili dog that went bad and turned into a Chili Mac.

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Mac Miller Diet

to top off one's waffle with scrambled eggs due to lack of syrup in ones bottle

Cool College Kid: (puts eggs on top of waffle cause hes a cool college kid)
Cooler College Kid: "Oh, I see you're on the Mac Miller diet."

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daddy of the mac daddy

Pebz - the true pimpmeister, all certified 20,s want 2 step to him. A true Hotstepper word up! the wack daddy gansta.

I'm the daddy of the mack daddy
His are left in gold, maybe
Ain't no homie gonna play me, top celebrity man
No no we don't die
Yes we mul-ti-ply
Anyone test will hear the fat lady sing
Act like you know, G go
I know what Bo don't know
Touch them up and go, uh-oh
Ch-ch-chang chang

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eoin mac bradaigh

A weird Irish lad with an ugly mullet who consumes immense amounts of Red Bull and snorts smelling salts like he’s doing coke.

Person 1: “Ehh lad get er goin ya”
*proceeds to look straight up with eyes closed and jiggles arms by their side*

Person 2: “Eoin Mac Bradaigh”

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