deductible

An insurance term that means the amount of money that you have to pay before the insurance company pays anything.

If your deductible is 500 but the damage to your vehicle is 75, you pay all 75 dollars, because the 75 is less than your deductible.

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deductible

A word black people manage to make sound like "dyuhdjucktible" Its proper usage is not defined, and can be dropped randomly whenever it feels right. "Youse about to pay a dyuhdjucktible.

HATS RIGHT I BACKED INTO YO CAR NYUKKA! WHAT YOU GONNA DO? WHAT YOU GONNA DOOOOOOO?

You hit my car! are you blind?!?

YES I AAAAAM! SO?-

Wait, you're blind?

YES! BLIIIIND! YOU GOTTA PROBLEM DAT NYAAAAGAAAA?

Oh look what you did to dorothy... You better have insurance.

NYUGGA! YOU BETTER HAVE INSURANCE, ASS WHOOPIN INSURANCE, CAUSE YOUSE ABOUT TO PAY A DEDUCTIBLE!!!

Stinkmeaner

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Deduct

To subtract from a total, as opposed to concrete items.

I deducted ten points from his total when it was revealed that he had participated while wearing sandals, clearly violating Rule 1.10B.

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Deductive

A strength through a statement or law.

This whole thing about stealing is just deductive.

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deduction

A physical or personal/social characteristic which necessitates a loss of points on the physical/social attractiveness scale (as figure skaters receive deductions for errors in their routines)

Super butt and danced it off, but talked about herself all night and hasn't brushed her teeth in a week--major deductions.

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Deduction

1) An idea formed by deducing.

2) Subtraction.

1) I made the deduction that somebody had stolen my goldfish for revenge after putting the clues all together.

2) The ten-point deduction in round two really stomped out his internal fire; he just played the rest of the rounds out after that and took the loss.

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standard deduction

The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.

GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Hero for Lent?
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Free Bird" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!

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