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Drunk -Baying is the act of an intoxicated person...let loose on their pc..they go onto ebay and buy shite that they'd never normally buy...but when pissed...seem utterly irresistible. The sting in the tail is..when you check your inbox the next day and have no recollection of buying a frog Photo frame.
Lise -'Jesus Elayne..where the fook did you get that Photo frame? Its hideous!'
Elayne- 'oh i was rat arsed last weekend..i did some drunk-baying-it seemed like a good idea at the time..cant believe i paid £12 for it'
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a guy on saturday night live that does a perfect impression of a drunk fat blonde girl that thinks shes sexy. oh common kids, you all know you've run into them.
'i went trick or treating.... but all i got was candy. you know what i really wanted? grilled cheese sandwiches.....a hehh.....meow'
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The Roosterteeth Productions Podcast.
Hello everyone, welcome to the Roosterteeth drunk tank.
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When someone texts you, but they begin to misspell simple words such as 'the' and 'that'.
There are many ways to know that someone is drunk texting you, such as the culprit posting 'Going out for a drink or two' as his or her facebook status a little earlier. Or by your friend bringing up old stories from their past childhood, or even when they begin to put 'lol' or 'hahah' a lot more.
- Text Alert goes off -
Andrea: Oh cool, a new message from Janelle. (reads to herself) " Hey remember thaert time where you knocefrfked your little sisdter out with a recorsd?"
- Andrea thinks to herself : Who gave her the George Dickle again, she has got to be drunk texting. -
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Consuming alchoholic beverages to the point of inebriation at two separte events or times in one day.
My alcholic friend pulled a double drunk on saturday. He got drunk at lunch and took a nap. Later that evening he got drunk at the football game.
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A game involving sober people (normally in a group for safety) finding completely inebriated people and pushing them over. Similar to cow tipping.
DRUNK TIPPING
Joe Sober: Ok, watch my ass while I knock this dumbass over.
Billy Backwatch: All right, but get there before he knocks himself over.
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A level of drunk where you find yourself on the floor with your head resting in the bottom shelf of the refrigerator due to dehydration. Also characterized by an extreme lack of determination the next morning. Taylor Drunk is a reoccurring characteristic and not to be confused with a crazy drunken night.
Hey man have you seen Bob since school started? He hasn't been attending class because he has been getting Taylor Drunk every night. I hope he doesn't hurt himself!
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