Drunk Jeremy

A person who drinks all available alcohol including the hand sanitizer, spend way too much money, run off with a random girl, pass out, and wake yourself and everyone else up in 3 hours to do it again. The man and legend lives in Orange County, CA

I totally pulled a drunk Jeremy last weekend and now I have a three day hangover. Lets get wasted.

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drunk girl

a guy on saturday night live that does a perfect impression of a drunk fat blonde girl that thinks shes sexy. oh common kids, you all know you've run into them.

'i went trick or treating.... but all i got was candy. you know what i really wanted? grilled cheese sandwiches.....a hehh.....meow'

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Drunk Texting

When someone texts you, but they begin to misspell simple words such as 'the' and 'that'.

There are many ways to know that someone is drunk texting you, such as the culprit posting 'Going out for a drink or two' as his or her facebook status a little earlier. Or by your friend bringing up old stories from their past childhood, or even when they begin to put 'lol' or 'hahah' a lot more.

- Text Alert goes off -

Andrea: Oh cool, a new message from Janelle. (reads to herself) " Hey remember thaert time where you knocefrfked your little sisdter out with a recorsd?"

- Andrea thinks to herself : Who gave her the George Dickle again, she has got to be drunk texting. -

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drunk tank

The Roosterteeth Productions Podcast.

Hello everyone, welcome to the Roosterteeth drunk tank.

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Double Drunk

Consuming alchoholic beverages to the point of inebriation at two separte events or times in one day.

My alcholic friend pulled a double drunk on saturday. He got drunk at lunch and took a nap. Later that evening he got drunk at the football game.

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Taylor Drunk

A level of drunk where you find yourself on the floor with your head resting in the bottom shelf of the refrigerator due to dehydration. Also characterized by an extreme lack of determination the next morning. Taylor Drunk is a reoccurring characteristic and not to be confused with a crazy drunken night.

Hey man have you seen Bob since school started? He hasn't been attending class because he has been getting Taylor Drunk every night. I hope he doesn't hurt himself!

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drunk tipping

A game involving sober people (normally in a group for safety) finding completely inebriated people and pushing them over. Similar to cow tipping.

DRUNK TIPPING

Joe Sober: Ok, watch my ass while I knock this dumbass over.

Billy Backwatch: All right, but get there before he knocks himself over.

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