created by me and my friend jasper
when someone just seems inexplicably queer but isn't
jasper: dude look at this picture of harry styles
me: omg it's so great to have a member of the lgbtqia+ community have light shone on them-
jasper: harry styles isn't gay
me: ...what?
jasper: harry styles isn't gay.
me: holy shit it's the queer theory
similar to queer eye, except it is wen u have extremely bad taste in music or if ur a guy that likes chick music.
"That guy is a homo, he is listening to Vanessa Carlton."
"Nah, he just a queer ear."
Tim: I got raped by the disgusting Queer Steiner.
Elvin: NO WAY EEWWWW!
(Or Queering around) Doing nothing, with no intention of looking cool, straight or accomplishing anything
"For god sake jimbo, stop queering about!"
the act of pretending you're gay because its "trendy". Usually, queer fishers pretend they're queer to get attention from the queer community, because they view it as "quirky", "interesting", or as mentioned, "trendy".
"Did you hear? ____ was queer fishing to get into ____'s sleepover!"
A person wearing a man bun with a beard and walks around like they were bent over in the pen
Someone who becomes confused around SCUBA gear
Donnie bout' lost his britches when he done seen that SCUBA set. I think he's SCUBA queer.